The Borderlands of N3794 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.114 billion N3794ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.
The frighteningly efficient N3794ian economy, worth 895 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 146,435 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
N3794's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N3794's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
N3794 is ranked 262,681st in the world and 9,321st in Osiris for Safest, scoring 11.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : N3794 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic, Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in N3794, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas.
- : Following new legislation in N3794, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : N3794 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in N3794, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in N3794, N3794's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in N3794, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in N3794, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
- : Following new legislation in N3794, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
- : Following new legislation in N3794, it is said that a N3794ian woman's work is never done.
