The People's Republic of Mooca is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 856 million Moocans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moocan economy, worth 92.1 trillion Moocan Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,574 Moocan Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mooca's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mooca is ranked 281,504^th in the world and 158^th in Socialists for Most Patriotic, with 0.5 flags saluted per person per day.