The Grand Light of the Realm of Lands of Ann is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Ann with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 7.241 billion Lands of Annians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ann City. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lands of Annian economy, worth 293 trillion fites a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,494 fites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lands of Ann's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lands of Ann is ranked 154,255^th in the world and 62^nd in Callista for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 64.03 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.