The Kyle's Lands of Kylesland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.351 billion Kyleslandians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Industry, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Administration and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The powerhouse Kyleslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,143 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 41,809 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,438 per year while the poor average 8,944, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

The government is seen to favor Catholics and voting is compulsory. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kylesland's national animal is the gryphon.

Kylesland is ranked 255,029^th in the world and 3,604^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 16.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.