The Federal Republic of Kitvania is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 152 million Kitvanian Lepoards are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Kitvanian economy, worth 4.87 trillion Kitpaws a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,049 Kitpaws, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitvania's national animal is the Kitvanian Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kitvania is ranked 40,918^th in the world and 71^st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Safest, scoring 105.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.