The Republic of Kispaming is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sapagan with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.891 billion Kispamingians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spagmik. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kispamingian economy, worth 791 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,386 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, Sapagan's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kispaming's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Kispaming is ranked 2,711^th in the world and 39^th in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 66.82 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.