The Federal Socialist Republics of Kelomar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jestiv Mathar with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.375 billion Kelomarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Krevistagrad. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kelomarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,178 trillion Alloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 148,717 Alloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Kelomar retire only a few years after being appointed, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kelomar, television executives are interested in turning Jestiv Mathar's zany home life into a sitcom, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelomar's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kelomar is ranked 8,467^th in the world and 480^th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,015.27 on the Clooney Contribution Index.