The Sultanate of Fzfjxz is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.304 billion Fzfjxzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fzfjxzian economy, worth 255 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,747 xzjfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzfjxz's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fzfjxz is ranked 268,617^th in the world and 602^nd in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.