The Jingoistic States of Forcarol17 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob17 with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.738 billion Forcarol17ians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midton17. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Forcarol17ian economy, worth 419 trillion Chamfered Bezels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,355 Chamfered Bezels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Forcarol17's national animal is the Gazebo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Forcarol17 is ranked 120,831^st in the world and 4,889^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 72.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.