The Dictatorship of Enderstan9 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.403 billion Enderstan9ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Enderstan9ian economy, worth 88.7 trillion Enderpearls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,255 Enderpearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enderstan9's national animal is the monkeyD, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enderstan9 is ranked 72,549^th in the world and 14^th in Trading Cards for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,565.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.