The Republic of Ebenhaeser is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning randers population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.678 billion Ebenhaeserians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The strong Ebenhaeserian economy, worth 218 trillion Rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 59,338 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ebenhaeser's national animal is the randers .

Ebenhaeser is ranked 52,213^th in the world and 2,521^st in Balder for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.