The Republic of DoggoStorage is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 6.835 billion DoggoStorageans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The DoggoStoragean economy, worth 282 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,388 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DoggoStorage's national animal is the swan.

DoggoStorage is ranked 60,423^rd in the world and 1,460^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 98.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.