The United States of Colombica is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chief Executor Andrew Adams with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.149 billion Colombicans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.0%.

The powerhouse Colombican economy, worth 476 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 92,609 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 636,915 per year while the poor average 4,803, a ratio of 132 to 1.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colombica's national animal is the Wild Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Colombica is ranked 46,927^th in the world and 2,283^rd in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 653.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.