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Best Weather: 8,527thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,855thMost Pacifist: 9,096th
The Community of
Corrupt Dictatorship
La unión es la fuerza
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chichas

Population14.212 billion

CapitalTitiwasi
LeaderAmaru Grigotá

CurrencyHoja
AnimalParaba Frente Roja

The Community of Chichas is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Amaru Grigotá with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.212 billion Chichans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titiwasi. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chichasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion Hojas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 81,028 Hojas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chichasian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chichas's national animal is the Paraba Frente Roja, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chichas is ranked 41,518th in the world and 699th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 105.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Best Weather: 8,527thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,855thMost Pacifist: 9,096thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,295thMost Secular: 9,869thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,561stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,093rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,347thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,403rdHighest Food Quality: 11,541stMost Inclusive: 11,640thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,680thMost Authoritarian: 11,991stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,126thHealthiest Citizens: 12,576thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,694thMost Income Equality: 14,051stTop
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Most Cultured: 15,268thLowest Crime Rates: 16,058thLargest Governments: 20,045thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,975thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,670thHighest Economic Output: 25,614thMost Patriotic: 25,629thSmartest Citizens: 26,483rdNicest Citizens: 28,093rd
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Most Secular: 149th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 160th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 165th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 181st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 183rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 185th in the regionLargest Populations: 202nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 204th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 214th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 222nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 223rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 223rd in the regionMost Cultured: 228th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 231st in the regionMost Income Equality: 232nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 236th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 258th in the regionLargest Governments: 274th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 336th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chichas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Chichas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Chichas, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Chichas, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Chichas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Chichas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chichas, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : Following new legislation in Chichas, Chichasian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Chichas, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Chichas, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.

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