The Truthful Isles of Cassinia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Candór with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.042 billion Quézinas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cóspanix. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quézen economy, worth a remarkable 1,276 trillion chenzés a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 181,293 chenzés, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, and the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cassinia's national animal is the southern starling, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nacíenisma.

Cassinia is ranked 285,473^rd in the world and 153^rd in Lands End for Most Patriotic, with 0.32 flags saluted per person per day.