The Republic of Britic Free 2 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dery Nikiras with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.524 billion Britic Free 2ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdlupiretaladarast. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Britic Free 2ian economy, worth 446 trillion yuhs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,365 yuhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britic Free 2's national animal is the tuuuü, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Puppetism.

Britic Free 2 is ranked 129,700^th in the world and 136^th in The Transitionists for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.