The Republic of Bottelary is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.112 billion Bottelaryians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Bottelaryian economy, worth 111 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 35,868 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,176 per year while the poor average 2,248, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bottelary's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Bottelary is ranked 252,426^th in the world and 9,006^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 16.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.