The Lost Wildlife Admirer of Ban Oldern is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Doje Kryqu Rykan Wystwnlyq III with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.447 billion Banolds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hjuin. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Banoldi economy, worth 155 trillion Oleris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,643 Oleris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and everyone seems to be pushing the buttons of AIs. Crime is totally unknown. Ban Oldern's national animal is the Phoenix Catfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Kanisan Folk Religion.

Ban Oldern is ranked 6,882^nd in the world and 64^th in Refugia for Safest, scoring 126.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.