The Constitutional Monarchy of Zaohetwa is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Lion population. The hard-working population of 15.596 billion Zaohetwans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The Zaohetwan economy, worth 713 trillion Latinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Average income is 45,751 Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaohetwa's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zaohetwa is ranked 138,058^th in the world and 63^rd in Portugal for Most Armed, with 0.33 weapons per person.