The Most Serene Republic of Yosefaa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Yuri Vdovichenko with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The devout population of 1.092 billion Yosefaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isaccite. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yosefaan economy, worth 74.3 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,030 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, it's best to decline if General Yuri Vdovichenko offers to buy a round of drinks, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yosefaa's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Yosefaa is ranked 68,579^th in the world and 402^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 20.55 flags saluted per person per day.