The Republic of Xzmyt6si2r is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 457 million Xzmyt6si2rians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.2%.

The powerhouse Xzmyt6si2rian economy, worth 27.3 trillion eszwgs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,834 eszwgs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xzmyt6si2r's national animal is the rtjfgrt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xzmyt6si2r is ranked 261,516^th in the world and 6,352^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 1.18 flags saluted per person per day.