The Republic of Xfzzf is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.153 billion Xfzzfians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xfzzfian economy, worth 230 trillion xfjzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 106,973 xfjzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xfzzf's national animal is the xfjz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xfzzf is ranked 13,683^rd in the world and 2,144^th in Two for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,553.53 on the Gilded Widget Scale.