The Optimal Federal Republic of Xandev is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kartikeya Tomar with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.737 billion Xandevians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden State. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xandevian economy, worth a remarkable 4,218 trillion Xandevian units a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,260 Xandevian units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xandev's national animal is the White Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Xandev is ranked 294,365^th in the world and 5,623^rd in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.07 weapons per person.