Population | 5.106 billion |
Capital | Laangeik |
Leader | Paul Klastürholz |
Currency | republiktaler |
Animal | Red Deer |
The Republic of Wredecklerm is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Klastürholz with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.106 billion Wredecklermers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laangeik. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wredecklermisch economy, worth 914 trillion republiktalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,095 republiktalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Political detractors refer to Paul Klastürholz as 'that Bigtopian puppet', Wredecklermisch watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wredecklerm's national animal is the Red Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Wredecklerm is ranked 163,896th in the world and 3,568th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 218.58 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wredecklerm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Wredecklerm, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
- : Following new legislation in Wredecklerm, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
- : Following new legislation in Wredecklerm, Wredecklermisch watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
- : Wredecklerm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Highest Average Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Wredecklerm lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Wredecklerm, political detractors refer to Paul Klastürholz as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
- : Following new legislation in Wredecklerm, politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs.
- : Following new legislation in Wredecklerm, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
- : Wredecklerm was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".