The Queen's State of Wikwemikong is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.133 billion Wikwemikongians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The powerhouse Wikwemikongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 30,638 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,656 per year while the poor average 2,286, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, Wikwemikong is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Wikwemikong in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wikwemikong's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wikwemikong is ranked 99,978^th in the world and 1^st in Kenya for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,418.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.