The United Kingdom of Warl is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Charles IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 23.046 billion Warlians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Industry and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morning City. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Warlian economy, worth 348 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 15,100 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, Buddhism has been named as Warl's national religion, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and King Charles IV has just been declared ruler of Warl in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warl's national animal is the falcon and its national religion is Buddhism.

Warl is ranked 101,245^th in the world and 53^rd in Canada for Most Primitive, scoring -17.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.