The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.391 billion Wallandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 4,405 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,522 Wallabies, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, Penguins that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, and Wallanda Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 1,611^th in the world and 37^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 301 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.