The Matriarchy of Uwuguaya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The High Gynode with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 3.185 billion Uwuguayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uwuguaya City. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse uwu economy, worth 267 trillion uwuwus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 83,938 uwuwus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uwuguaya's national animal is the uwuguayan panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Uwuguaya is ranked 268,606^th in the world and 232^nd in Refugia for Most Patriotic, with 0.84 flags saluted per person per day.