The Republic of Uniusean is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 5.725 billion Uniuseanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The Uniuseanian economy, worth 241 trillion marks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,117 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, black tea is only available on the black market, surveillance cameras are banned, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is moderate. Uniusean's national animal is the crocodile.

Uniusean is ranked 166,660^th in the world and 21^st in Stargate for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.