The Kingdom of Ubani is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jeh with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.507 billion Ubanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jumamosi. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ubanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,062 trillion Dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,438 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubani's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ubani is ranked 33,518^th in the world and 32^nd in Gay for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,294.24 on the Gilded Widget Scale.