The Dictatorship of UFRUSA is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 787 million Americans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The very strong American economy, worth 50.1 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 63,623 US Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,914 per year while the poor average 11,078, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is a problem. UFRUSA's national animal is the Bald Eagle.

UFRUSA is ranked 212,394^th in the world and 4,527^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.