The People's Republic of Tsinistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Andrea Holst with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.17 billion Tsinistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yan'an. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsinistanian economy, worth 144 trillion wens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 123,573 wens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsinistan's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsinistan is ranked 9,749^th in the world and 393^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,318.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.