The Dictatorship of Trumpenisia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adolf Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.81 billion Trumpenisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpland. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Trumpenisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,629 trillion Humans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 471,955 Humans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, many aides in Adolf Trump's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumpenisia's national animal is the Sheeple, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trumpism.

Trumpenisia is ranked 47,181^st in the world and 1,482^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,576.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.