The State of Tikama is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.993 billion Tikamen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Tikaman economy, worth 801 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,484 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,709 per year while the poor average 3,352, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Tikama has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tikama's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tikama is ranked 226,537^th in the world and 545^th in 0000 for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 208.66 on the Gilded Widget Scale.