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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,248thMost Primitive: 6,780thMost Ignorant Citizens: 26,048th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Nationname
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Thisisawarlikenationname

Population295 million

Currencynation
Animalnation

The Dictatorship of Thisisawarlikenationname is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, fear of technology, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 295 million Thisisawarlikenationnameans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Thisisawarlikenationnamean economy, worth 14.5 trillion nations a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 49,206 nations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, and meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thisisawarlikenationname's national animal is the nation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thisisawarlikenationname is ranked 87,926th in the world and 2,286th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,356.95 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,248thTop
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Most Primitive: 6,780thTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 26,048th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 61st in the regionTop
5%
Most Primitive: 159th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 377th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 610th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thisisawarlikenationname was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Thisisawarlikenationname was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Thisisawarlikenationname, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
  • : Following new legislation in Thisisawarlikenationname, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Thisisawarlikenationname, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Thisisawarlikenationname, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion.
  • : Following new legislation in Thisisawarlikenationname, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Following new legislation in Thisisawarlikenationname, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
  • : Following new legislation in Thisisawarlikenationname, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Thisisawarlikenationname, euthanasia is illegal.

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