The Queendom of Thalamascia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.282 billion Thalamascians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Thalamascian economy, worth 893 trillion Pontiums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,006 Pontiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and Thalamascia has designated Thalamascia City as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thalamascia's national animal is the Orca, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Thalamascia is ranked 182,651^st in the world and 48^th in Esportiva for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 358.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.