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WA Delegate: The Grand Union of Nephara (elected )

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Welcome to the region of Esportiva. We are a friendly region who are big fans of sports, and new nations, of course, are always welcome. There are a few trophies in our cabinet (not counting the Campionato), but we're always looking for some additional silverware.

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Featured 27th March, 2014
CE 14 Champs - Brenecia

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Embassies: Rushmore, Atlantian Oceania, The Hodori Archipelago, Emirates of Futurnia, Gaveo, Astyria, and NS Sports.

Tags: Map, Enormous, Featured, Sports, and Social.

Regional Power: High

Esportiva contains 104 nations, the 109th most in the world.

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The Most Extreme in Esportiva

The World Census developed the following ranking based on a rather vague survey of nations to uncover 'odd or fundamentalist social, economic, or political systems'.

As a region, Esportiva is ranked 7,749th in the world for Most Extreme.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of RacingAnarchy“Zoom Zoom”
2.The Glorious and Holy Nation of GregoryisgodistanPsychotic Dictatorship“Gregory is Great, Gregory is God, We Worship Him!”
3.The Theocracy of IesusisGodistanPsychotic Dictatorship“Iesus Christus is Risen from the Dead”
4.The Democratic Republic of CarialusCorporate Police State“Carialus looks alot like Charlie”
5.The Free Llama-Loving Nation of Gregory Llama LandAnarchy“Llamas, Liberty, and Life”
6.The Principality of SoltsteedAnarchy“Göt Späre Weüje Äl — God Save Us All”
7.The Rogue Nation of Gregoryisgodistan Nuclear Missile BasePsychotic Dictatorship“Let's Nuke Hicana!”
8.The Shop Owner Inspired Evil of The Sword BlokeIron Fist Consumerists“Who likes evil? I do...”
9.The Special Administrative Zone of Gregoryisgodistan Special Admin ZoneWA MemberPsychotic Dictatorship“Gregoryisgodistan Special Administrative Zone”
10.The Grand Union of NepharaWA MemberLeft-wing Utopia“Fight with pride! Fight with courage!”
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Christ, we could end up with a Nephara - Brenecia final. Now that would be something.


After seven cycles, I finally got a club into the Group Stage of the CC.

Guess that's what happens when I actually put some effort into my domestic league.

Congrats to Nephara on the quarterfinal win and the Youth Cup victory. I'll bow out of the Campionato now and put the ten pound Taurine I mysteriously found in the wash on Brenecia. ;)

The Sarian and Nephara

Put that back - that was our "welcome" mat!

Nephara-Brenecia for the Campionato Esportiva confirmed... I'm out of here. jk

Ahh, the joys of puppets...

Chiata and Neutral Esportiva

The Grand Union of Nephara wrote:Ahh, the joys of puppets...

Translation: excellent..., no one noticed that I switched out the dice...

now that I am actually pursuing writing as a career choice, I figure it could do me no harm to return to a place where I can practice and hone my craft

i feel like i've been in and out of esportiva like five times over the course of a year. oh well, here i am


The Commonwealth of Omerica of The Saint James Islands wrote:I'll bow out of the Campionato now and put the ten pound Taurine I mysteriously found in the wash on Brenecia. ;)

*looks on in shock at the final result*

*goes to collect on his bet*

I've never felt so conflicted about a result in my life.

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