Esportiva RMB

WA Delegate: The Oxymoron of Apox (elected 101 days ago)

Founder: The Aged Jazz musician of Cyborg Holland

World Factbook Entry


Welcome to the region of Esportiva. We are a friendly region who are big fans of sports, and new nations, of course, are always welcome. There are a few trophies in our cabinet (not counting the Campionato), but we're always looking for some additional silverware.

- Three Strikes and You're Out Rule
- LinkMap, Claim Thread and Claim Rules
- EFN (Esportiva Foreign Newswire)
- Esportiva IRC Channel - #Esportiva on

Featured 27th March, 2014
CE XI Champs - Ruentenbach

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    CE Past Winners

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    The Esportivan Compendium

    FactbookOverview by Esportiva History 48 days ago. 99 reads.

Embassies: Rushmore, Emirates of Futurnia, World Changers, The Hodori Archipelago, Gaveo, Astyria, and Atlantian Oceania.

Tags: Large, Map, Featured, and Sports.

Regional Power: High

Esportiva contains 96 nations, the 115th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in Esportiva

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Esportiva is ranked 5,531st in the world for Highest Drug Use.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Protectorate of KazamatsuriFather Knows Best State“Aim to be the best!”
2.The Glorious and Holy Nation of GregoryisgodistanPsychotic Dictatorship“Gregory is Great, Gregory is God, We Worship Him!”
3.The Provincial Monarchy of ScottfireIron Fist Consumerists“All hail!”
4.The Pantissokracie of ParadystopiaWA MemberLeft-Leaning College State“Non Latine loqui”
5.The Republic of RacingAnarchy“Zoom Zoom”
6.The Disputed Territories of EristiceaCapitalizt“Chao ab ordo”
7.The Commonwealth of VyktoryAnarchy“Libertas est victoria”
8.The Free Llama-Loving Nation of Gregory Llama LandAnarchy“Llamas, Liberty, and Life”
9.The Grand Empire of TyrrinCompulsory Consumerist State“Cum Potentia Venit Victoria”
10.The Confederacy of NepharaLeft-wing Utopia“Fight with pride! Fight with courage!”
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Last poll: “Which teams should qualify for the CEdC?”

Regional Happenings


Esportiva Regional Message Board

Embrace zombies!!!

Zombies Über Alles!!!


Twice was already more than enough.

No Max, why do you do this?

Yes, I will have boring half term days to fill! I declare myself zombie co-ordinatory person!

Jk, unless you want a zombie co-ordinatory person, that is.

Just want to confirm what I wrote with my main nation, 95X, on the AO RMB, that in light of this so-called "news" that's as old and disgusting as a 3-year-old tuna sandwich, I will be taking a vacation from NS until November 2nd.

Hello guys!

Apologies for the long absence, schoolwork has taken its toll on me. (And the end of the semester is coming near for me.)

I don't know if I could RP in the upcoming World Cup, but I'll try to. However, that will be my last RP series for the meantime, as I will intend to take a lengthy break from NS starting November 2014 until the end of May 2015. I have an undergraduate project coming up, so that means that I would have to refrain from any longterm non-academic related work.

P.S. Apologies to the events that I failed to host while I was away. (CEdC; thanks to Apox for organizing the edition I was supposed to host, IUBC; have already told Buyan I will cease hosting for a while)

The Confederacy of Nephara wrote:Twice was already more than enough.

No kidding.

Allow me to suggest a call for a new CEdC-scorinator (unless Apox wants to continue, of course) as the post by TRB suggests that hosting will be hard for him - but glad to see him around and wishing him a lot of success with his project.

Now, regarding Z3, shall we close borders or operate as usual?

The Tuna of Jeckland wrote:Yes, I will have boring half term days to fill! I declare myself zombie co-ordinatory person!

Jk, unless you want a zombie co-ordinatory person, that is.

I'm cool with that. I want no part of this.

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