Esportiva RMB

WA Delegate: The Oxymoron of Apox (elected 10 days ago)

Founder: The Aged Jazz musician of Cyborg Holland

World Factbook Entry


Welcome to the region of Esportiva. We are a friendly region who are big fans of sports, and new nations, of course, are always welcome. There are a few trophies in our cabinet (not counting the Campionato), but we're always looking for some additional silverware.

~Three Strikes and You're Out Rule
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~EFN (Esportiva Foreign Newswire)
~Esportiva IRC Channel - #Esportiva on
~ - Esportiva Radio

Featured 27th March, 2014
CE X Champs - Nephara

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    FactbookHistory by Esportiva History 10 days ago. 37 reads.

Embassies: Rushmore, Emirates of Futurnia, World Changers, The Hodori Archipelago, Gaveo, Astyria, Atlantian Oceania, and Srsp.

Tags: Map, Enormous, Featured, and Sports.

Regional Power: High

Esportiva contains 116 nations, the 86th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Best Weather in Esportiva

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

As a region, Esportiva is ranked 9,406th in the world for Best Weather.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Pantissokracie of ParadystopiaWA MemberNew York Times Democracy“Non Latine loqui”
2.The Soviet Socialistic Republic of San Jose GuayabalInoffensive Centrist Democracy“¡Proletarios del mundo uníos por la libertad!”
3.The Republic of Star United StatesWA MemberDemocratic Socialists“With Liberty, We Stand”
4.The Mundane Republic of ChrovanLiberal Democratic Socialists“Climb the Redwood”
5.The Citizens' Union of SurdaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Gath un Reisa du Rakr”
6.The Incorporated States of Bongo JohnsonWA MemberScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Live free or die savagely”
7.The Holy Empire of ChiataWA MemberDemocratic Socialists“In Chiata We Trust.”
8.The Confederacy of Free Swiss StatesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Being spontaneous is legal as long as its planned.”
9.The Catpeople's Republic of NekoniWA MemberNew York Times Democracy“Semper applicabo super pedes tuo”
10.The Oxymoron of ApoxWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“If in doubt, have some cake”
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Esportiva Regional Message Board

The Confederacy of Nephara wrote:Has it really only taken half a day for the region of Esportiva to confirm every stereotype about ourselves... ?

I'm surprised it took us that long....

Nothing to see here ... go about your business as normal ...

Good luck to everyone participating in the WC later (except Nephara :P).

Meh came here? Good lord, welcome!

ohai guys

The Established Swagsters of Mehdonesia wrote:Good luck to everyone participating in the WC later (except Nephara :P).

You too c:

I think there was an error in my CeDC entries from last cycle. FC 17 June should have been listed first due to winning the league championship playoff and then November 5 SC, who lost the league championship playoff but won a playoff against the cup runner-up. (FC 17 June won both, but obviously could only take one spot.) Note that the top two in the GSL advance to the playoff, with the winner being crowned champion. FC 17 June actually finished second in the regular season last cycle.

This mistake caused November 5 SC to enter one round later, and FC 17 June one round earlier, than normal. This is mainly due to me having no clue what I was doing at the time. It's too late to do anything about it, but I just wanted to fess up.

The Federated Parishes of The Licentian Isles wrote:Ugh, Farf showed up. Definitely not a good idea.

I wanted to be as illustrative of the risks as possible. :P

Esportiva, you can finally sleep easy*, as your friendly neighbourhood Head Honcho of Corvidae, creator of the region's best flag, and all round spiffing chap, has arrived.

The Nationalist Republic of Felix wrote:You know Free Republics and Felix might be best buds considering recent events.

If anything he might be coming to attack Commies like you.

I'm sorry Felix, but I can't let you do that. FFR Fascism is simply not the Corvidae way... It's not quite as catchy, nor does it have the insignia you've all come to know and love. The Federation of Free Republics, you are however always welcome to submit to the knees of your lord and saviour, Lex Crowley...

That's all for now. Stay safe, Esportiva, and remember - We're everywhere. In your phones, in your wardrobes, in your showers, in your cereal...

*Unless you're Rüntenbach, SJG, or Nephara...

I know youre in my cereal. I love me some Corvidae Crunch.

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