The Republic of Texapan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kamikawa Kenta with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.273 billion Texapanese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakamiya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Texapanese economy, worth 395 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 92,476 yen, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,149 per year while the poor average 5,152, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Texapan's national animal is the armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texapan is ranked 64,662^nd in the world and 30^th in Texas for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,987.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.