Population | 129 million |
Currency | drachma |
Animal | crocodile |
The Principality of Tessurum is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 129 million Tessurumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Tessurumian economy, worth 7.31 trillion drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,628 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, nudity is frowned upon, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, and the statue in the Dredd Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Tessurum's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.
Tessurum is ranked 115,818th in the world and 3,311th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 75.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tessurum was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sechiole.
- : Tessurum was endorsed by The Grand Emirate of Juba.
- : Tessurum was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Tessurum was endorsed by The Consistently Proven Correct of Kranostav.
- : Tessurum was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Tessurum was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Tessurum altered its national flag.
- : Tessurum endorsed The Extant Territory of Deliber.
- : Tessurum endorsed The Kingdom of Wolffoxia.
- : Tessurum endorsed The Republic of Siwale.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 74 » Neptunian Military Administration, Petronellania, Francois Isidore, Armonker, Pallaith, Eylstadt Izetta, Ethnon, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Alogiada, Great Bights Mum, Halsoni, New Lakemba, Zandos, Varisland, Dreadton, Kainin, Corfad, Kwaj, The New Oceanic States, Yaorozu, Shibutani, Bagojo, Oannia, PwRepublic, Jeltronian WA Mission, Dillimore, New Atlantico, Marlducro, Mystiquelle, Republiqueducroissant, Eralan, Darkanistan, Nouvel Empire, Aerilia, Laurendon, Ereena, United Kahndaq, Tugupaw, Castle In Confidence, The Rhein States, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Germanic Cat, Bedsonya, Rex Republic, Texaska, Pribaltic Union, United Orange Valley States, Aoncarpa, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, and 24 others.Arostica, Russila, CyberEgypt, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Ziprotscria, Zerentopia, Ishtimbine, Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, Tragesch Firwat, Esperonia, Simone Republic, Chipoli, Deliber, Stal Valley, Wolffoxia, Siwale, Hikki, Comfed, Kranostav, Northern Zorbrasnka, Juba, and Sechiole.