The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audray Holyblack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.143 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 9,869 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 466,789 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even secular Taineizbrians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Taineizbria" at foreigners, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Taineizbria's radio stations, and nobody knows why the caged Dark Cat sings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Dark Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Taineizbria is ranked 19,694^th in the world and 268^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.