The Mountain of Suribachi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor Baron Hinata Akiyama with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 8.943 billion Suribachians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuribayashi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The thriving Suribachian economy, worth 705 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 78,901 yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,853 per year while the poor average 21,153, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Suribachi's national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shintō.

Suribachi is ranked 208,934^th in the world and 99^th in Japan for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.