Population | 2.274 billion |
Capital | Karinum |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dolphin |
The Republic of Sukuri is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.274 billion Sukurians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karinum. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Sukurian economy, worth 384 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,075 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sukuri's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Sukuri is ranked 166,595th in the world and 3,638th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 185.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sukuri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Sukuri, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Sukuri, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
- : Following new legislation in Sukuri, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
- : Following new legislation in Sukuri, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Following new legislation in Sukuri, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Sukuri, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
- : Sukuri was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Sukuri, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
- : Following new legislation in Sukuri, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.