The Allied States of Stevenpro69 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 257 million Stevenpro69ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeltecity. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Stevenpro69ian economy, worth 10.6 trillion Stevencoins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,343 Stevencoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, Stevenpro69 has designated Jeltecity as its capital city, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stevenpro69's national animal is the cat.

Stevenpro69 is ranked 243,181^st in the world and 1,107^th in Europe for Largest Populations, with 257 million capita.