The Queendom of Stavropolchev is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.258 billion Stavropolchevians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Stavropolchevian economy, worth 783 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 69,597 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,302 per year while the poor average 12,638, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stavropolchev's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stavropolchev is ranked 207,514^th in the world and 478^th in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.