The Empire of Solzhenitsynland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.514 billion Solzhenitsynlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Solzhenitsynlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 222,171 Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,098,270 per year while the poor average 25,545, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Solzhenitsynland, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solzhenitsynland's national animal is the Ezo Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Solzhenitsynland is ranked 8,586^th in the world and 193^rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 25,545.41 Standard Monetary Units.