Population | 27.741 billion |
Capital | Morvai |
Leader | Uncle |
Currency | Coin |
Animal | Elf |
The Rogue Nation of Shinuva is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Uncle with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 27.741 billion Shinuvans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morvai. The average income tax rate is 70.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Shinuvan economy, worth a remarkable 4,261 trillion Coins a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 153,617 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and autopsies often involve only cursory examination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shinuva's national animal is the Elf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Shinuva is ranked 291,069th in the world and 6,332nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -41.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
- : Shinuva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Stationary, and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak.