The Undead Nation of Sanchezonallet is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Sanchez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.735 billion Sanchezonalletians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jasonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanchezonalletian economy, worth an astonishing 21,750 trillion croids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 497,328 croids, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,694,633 per year while the poor average 107,493, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Museums occasionally burn priceless artifacts in order to intimidate foreign curators, police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs, playground injuries are considered academic progress, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sanchezonallet's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sanchezism.

Sanchezonallet is ranked 170,414^th in the world and 2^nd in Eagleland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 38.68 on the Clooney Contribution Index.