The Eldership of Samogitia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.335 billion Samogitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telsiai. The average income tax rate is 40.0%.

The strong Samogitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion litas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 52,133 litas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Samogitia successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics, Samogitia has designated Telsiai as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Samogitia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samogitia's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Samogitia is ranked 98,298^th in the world and 2,011^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,895.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.