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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,459thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,306th
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Influence
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
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SQLMap

Population2.323 billion

Currencydollar
Animalfox

The SQL Injection of SQLMap is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.323 billion SQLMapians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.

The very strong SQLMapian economy, worth 199 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,882 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 446,080 per year while the poor average 8,944, a ratio of 49.9 to 1.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and helicopter parenting is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SQLMap's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SQLMap is ranked 271,301st in the world and 6,359th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.72 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,459thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,306thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,303rd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 169th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 258th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 272nd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 393rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 448th in the regionMost Avoided: 559th in the region

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