The Netherworld of Russianot is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Putin't with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.425 billion Russianots are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscown't. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.9%.

The Russian't economy, worth 101 trillion Violences a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,930 Violences, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,439 per year while the poor average 19,673, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russianot's national animal is the Satan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Painism.

Russianot is ranked 281,733^rd in the world and 184^th in Hell for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.67 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.